001 Monday morning
[page splattered with potions of various colours]
-dragon blood
-syrup of hellebore
-wormwood essence
-spleenwart
-honeywater
-moondew
-stewed mandrake
-dittany
Attention doomed new interns that trespassed in my lab this past weekend,
I realize when I go away that it is an opportune time to raid my supply cabinet for things that you may be lacking. However, your incompetency is no excuse to neglect filling out the proper requision form to restock ingredients. The culprit, when found, will be reduced to hospital inventory for the next two weeks along with the GLORIOUS task of informing Mr. Bones that he'll continue sounding something akin to a whistling tea kettle until I can get the ingredients for his potion. And since you're going to be just so darn jolly you can keep him company! While his condition is amusing for the first few minutes my hope is that it'll eventually sink into that headspace where a brain should be and you'll realize that healing is just not your cup of tea. Pun most definitely intended.
-dragon blood
-syrup of hellebore
-wormwood essence
-spleenwart
-honeywater
-moondew
-stewed mandrake
-dittany
Attention doomed new interns that trespassed in my lab this past weekend,
I realize when I go away that it is an opportune time to raid my supply cabinet for things that you may be lacking. However, your incompetency is no excuse to neglect filling out the proper requision form to restock ingredients. The culprit, when found, will be reduced to hospital inventory for the next two weeks along with the GLORIOUS task of informing Mr. Bones that he'll continue sounding something akin to a whistling tea kettle until I can get the ingredients for his potion. And since you're going to be just so darn jolly you can keep him company! While his condition is amusing for the first few minutes my hope is that it'll eventually sink into that headspace where a brain should be and you'll realize that healing is just not your cup of tea. Pun most definitely intended.